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Forum: General Blabber May 19th, 2004, 05:21 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 6,575
Posted By GarishBitch
"big words are hard"

"big words are hard"
Forum: General Blabber May 18th, 2004, 05:05 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 6,575
Posted By GarishBitch
i'm not called "bitch" for its irony, if that's...

i'm not called "bitch" for its irony, if that's what you're asking superfly. i think, if i remember correctly, it stemmed from some posts between myself and another mock alum...overall, i think it's...
Forum: General Blabber May 18th, 2004, 11:16 AM
Replies: 4,545
Views: 998,650
Posted By GarishBitch
Name- Dana Age- 28 job- Advertising...

Name- Dana
Age- 28
job- Advertising Executive
where you at?- Long Island, NY
why did you start posting- I think it was February 2 years ago
how long have you been on the board- isn't that a redundent...
Forum: General Blabber May 17th, 2004, 03:40 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 6,575
Posted By GarishBitch
it's lovely to be back. i've loved what you've...

it's lovely to be back. i've loved what you've done with the place (actually, the site seems to have sold out to excessive advertisements and i miss the old site).

anyway, how is everyone?
Forum: General Blabber May 17th, 2004, 11:36 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 6,575
Posted By GarishBitch
LONG LIVE THE BITCH

i haven't been here in ages, and there appears to be a boat-load of new members. how is everyone? i'm living in new york now...enjoying america's cesspool to the east.
Forum: General Blabber Jan 21st, 2004, 03:10 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 8,918
Posted By GarishBitch
...or try that scene from Deliverance...and well,...

...or try that scene from Deliverance...and well, you might need to check out the movie, but she'll be on you like a livestock to its farm hand.
Forum: General Blabber Jan 21st, 2004, 09:28 AM
Replies: 52
Views: 8,918
Posted By GarishBitch
a little crisco smeared on her face...you won't...

a little crisco smeared on her face...you won't be saying that crap about porcelin skin.
Forum: General Blabber Jan 21st, 2004, 09:27 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 4,188
Posted By GarishBitch
will she hold a bouquet made from mcdonald's hash...

will she hold a bouquet made from mcdonald's hash browns?
Forum: General Blabber Jan 20th, 2004, 01:32 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 6,015
Posted By GarishBitch
home is where you hang your hat... and kneel...

home is where you hang your hat...

and kneel before zod
Forum: General Blabber Jan 20th, 2004, 09:19 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 3,936
Posted By GarishBitch
masterbation? it's a freakin' egg and a...

masterbation? it's a freakin' egg and a sperm...last time i checked, when you go about choking your chicken, there's no egg involved.
Forum: General Blabber Jan 20th, 2004, 09:17 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 5,373
Posted By GarishBitch
yeah, and i heard that in new york, all car...

yeah, and i heard that in new york, all car repair shops are owned by joey buttofuoco and they don't take cash, instead they work for sex. and i heard that new york is full of hookers and homeless...
Forum: General Blabber Jan 19th, 2004, 09:21 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 3,936
Posted By GarishBitch
wow, you met her on halloween (october 31st) and...

wow, you met her on halloween (october 31st) and then married her in vegas (january 4th). that's less that three months between the time you first laid eyes on one another and then married...yup,...
Forum: General Blabber Jan 19th, 2004, 09:16 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 3,393
Posted By GarishBitch
It's Martin Luther King Day...Keep me Busy!

we get no mail, the schools are closed, some of my clients are off today...but not me...i'm stuck at work all day! keep me company, please. where are all the mockers i used to know? it seems like...
Forum: General Blabber Jan 16th, 2004, 10:30 AM
Replies: 4,545
Views: 998,650
Posted By GarishBitch
garish bitch...previously known as...

garish bitch...previously known as OhioGrad98...

Name- bitch...you'll have to get to know me before i reveal my given name.
Age- 27
job- advertising
where you at?- new york...duh.
why did you...
Forum: General Blabber Jan 16th, 2004, 10:17 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 3,194
Posted By GarishBitch
what kind of pussy-ass school closes its doors...

what kind of pussy-ass school closes its doors because it's cold out? i can understand snow, i can understand ice...but "it's so cold...i can't go to school because my winter-wear isn't groovy...
Forum: General Blabber Jan 16th, 2004, 09:44 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 6,130
Posted By GarishBitch
cosmo...my long lost... anyway, i had no idea...

cosmo...my long lost...

anyway, i had no idea you'd still be around these parts
Forum: General Blabber Jan 15th, 2004, 05:49 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 6,547
Posted By GarishBitch
she probably found out you were uncircumcised and...

she probably found out you were uncircumcised and she doesn't know what to do with that extra piece of skin.
Forum: General Blabber Jan 15th, 2004, 05:31 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 3,133
Posted By GarishBitch
what next? i-mockery feminine hygiene...

what next? i-mockery feminine hygiene products?

"mom, do you ever get that not-so-fresh feeling?"
Forum: General Blabber Jan 15th, 2004, 04:10 PM
Replies: 98
Views: 13,624
Posted By GarishBitch
interesting question. here's my list of...

interesting question. here's my list of mockery's sexiest mockers (in no particular order):

:meat doopa
:meat glowbelly
:meat LegoLars
:meat DiRt GuY
Forum: General Blabber Jan 15th, 2004, 04:03 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 6,130
Posted By GarishBitch
so, is my new image goth? i'm not the goth...

so, is my new image goth? i'm not the goth type...anyone have something more fitting?
Forum: General Blabber Jan 15th, 2004, 04:02 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 6,130
Posted By GarishBitch
thank you...about my cat. and this twiggy...

thank you...about my cat.

and this twiggy "character"...because in reality, that's what he is. didn't he used to date that chick that was on buffy the vampire slayer and in american pie? that...
Forum: General Blabber Jan 15th, 2004, 02:16 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 4,150
Posted By GarishBitch
don't forget crusty too! OLD AND CRUSTY ARE...

don't forget crusty too!

OLD AND CRUSTY ARE WE...but we're damn good!
Forum: General Blabber Jan 15th, 2004, 02:14 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 6,130
Posted By GarishBitch
ta-da...how do i look? and don't pick on...

ta-da...how do i look?

and don't pick on marilyn666...no everyone understands an angry goth.
Forum: General Blabber Jan 15th, 2004, 01:14 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 6,130
Posted By GarishBitch
i love it! what about helpin' a sista' out and...

i love it! what about helpin' a sista' out and hooking me up with the URL?
Forum: General Blabber Jan 15th, 2004, 12:38 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 6,130
Posted By GarishBitch
HELP ME HELP ME

i'm back (no need to roll out the red carpet)...but i need help...what is a returning mock member to do? i've come back to the mockery and have no image to show for myself. i'm not picky...do you...
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