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Forum: Loveline Feb 23rd, 2009, 03:15 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 8,533
Posted By Hugh_Bristic
Dude. At last, decency! At any rate, I'm not some...

Dude. At last, decency! At any rate, I'm not some 'tard that thinks about fighting crime or being a narc for every thing I see. (For fuck's sake, I was stoned and flicking my bean between Comedy...
Forum: Loveline Feb 22nd, 2009, 03:29 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 8,533
Posted By Hugh_Bristic
Oh my God. Pornographic/masturbatory/moral dilemma

Fuck. I didn't know who to tell. Frankly, I'm too ashamed to tell my friends what just happened but you all as strangers can help me fucking process what just happened.

It's pretty late, I'm...
Forum: General Blabber Feb 6th, 2009, 09:48 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 3,635
Posted By Hugh_Bristic
Idiots.

Idiots.
Forum: General Blabber Feb 4th, 2009, 11:07 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 3,635
Posted By Hugh_Bristic
Hello Chicago!

Hi turds. I'm making an impromptu trip to Chicago tomorrow. My afternoon is almost free. If I like you I'll buy you coffee or a knuckle sandwich - your pick.

PS - Attractive women are encouraged to...
Forum: Loveline Dec 21st, 2008, 07:26 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 8,576
Posted By Hugh_Bristic
Agreed. I resisted for a long time because she...

Agreed. I resisted for a long time because she was so young but eventually my dumb heart beat out my smart brain and I said okay. You should have seen it, though - we were amazing together, and I was...
Forum: Loveline Dec 21st, 2008, 04:08 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 8,576
Posted By Hugh_Bristic
A while back, man. It was going pretty effin'...

A while back, man. It was going pretty effin' well until I made two major mistakes: I fell too deeply for a 19-year-old who... wait for it... decided, quite unexpectedly, she wasn't gay but confused...
Forum: Loveline Dec 19th, 2008, 09:36 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 8,576
Posted By Hugh_Bristic
Tadao, I'm pretty sure you're the death of any...

Tadao, I'm pretty sure you're the death of any discussion or helpful thinking. (No offense. [I'd put a winky face if I knew how, to take the edge off.])

I've decided I'm going to train for a...
Forum: Loveline Dec 19th, 2008, 05:24 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 8,576
Posted By Hugh_Bristic
You're still in good standing, executioneer - but...

You're still in good standing, executioneer - but I got my one good eye on you!

As for the rest of you: I don't have a Facebook because I'm a grown ass woman; pot is not an option due to an...
Forum: Loveline Dec 19th, 2008, 10:20 AM
Replies: 41
Views: 8,576
Posted By Hugh_Bristic
Breakup Kit

- sad music
- a pair of running shoes
- 1 Mormon friend
- breakfast tacos

The list is short so far but bound to grow if healthy resolve doesn't pan out...

*Also, don't be douches and talk about...
Forum: General Blabber Dec 14th, 2008, 02:29 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 4,396
Posted By Hugh_Bristic
Edit.

Edit.
Forum: General Blabber Oct 9th, 2008, 05:42 PM
Replies: 17,734
Views: 2,037,575
Posted By Hugh_Bristic
You're disgusting.

You're disgusting.
Forum: General Blabber Aug 29th, 2008, 11:31 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 2,891
Posted By Hugh_Bristic
Weeping for Humanity (and Myself)

This morning I woke up, made breakfast, made up my bed, showered and did my hair.* I then left half an hour early to go to a one-hour class, whereupon I discovered my bike (and sole transportation)...
Forum: Movies & Television Jan 29th, 2008, 03:29 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 3,824
Posted By Hugh_Bristic
I do believe you're mocking me, sir, and I don't...

I do believe you're mocking me, sir, and I don't like it one bit - not a single bit!

Now, I encourage the rest of you to (re)check out Gattaca. This movie gives me a fat chub and if it doesn't give...
Forum: Movies & Television Jan 28th, 2008, 05:39 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 3,824
Posted By Hugh_Bristic
Grislygus, I don't think you understand the...

Grislygus, I don't think you understand the purpose of this thread. It's to bring to light surprisingly good movies - not your idea of cute, this-movie-is-good-in-comparison-to-"godawful flicks."...
Forum: Movies & Television Jan 26th, 2008, 03:29 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 3,824
Posted By Hugh_Bristic
Thank you, on-topicers. Will check out Art School...

Thank you, on-topicers. Will check out Art School and Brick (one I'm very wary - hehe - about) but if these movies don't work it for me, so help you God...

New to the list: Intacto.
Forum: Movies & Television Jan 25th, 2008, 01:27 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 3,824
Posted By Hugh_Bristic
Glad to see you guys are still on topic and not...

Glad to see you guys are still on topic and not irritating at all...

(And hello, Ye Who Was Suspicious of Me.)
Forum: Movies & Television Jan 25th, 2008, 12:25 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 3,824
Posted By Hugh_Bristic
Surprising Cinematic Gems

I think we should talk about movies we either didn't hear of (because they were overshadowed by pop culture shit) or didn't bother to pay attention to because the genre was gay. I'll go first.

Hot...
Forum: General Blabber Dec 25th, 2006, 10:00 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 4,934
Posted By Hugh_Bristic
Seriously. How old are you guys? Everytime I read...

Seriously. How old are you guys? Everytime I read these "what I got" threads I'm surprised one of you hasn't mentioned effing Candyland or some other 3 and up toy. I can't imagine being your parents...
Forum: General Blabber Apr 18th, 2006, 11:06 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 4,120
Posted By Hugh_Bristic
Haha. Am I a high school senior? Dude, we met!...

Haha. Am I a high school senior? Dude, we met! I'm 21. A transfer student. I've talked to the financial aid offices of all the schools I've been accepted into and they all just say "Yeah... take out...
Forum: General Blabber Apr 18th, 2006, 06:38 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 4,120
Posted By Hugh_Bristic
I have two jobs and currently take 14 hours of...

I have two jobs and currently take 14 hours of school. I don't have a problem working, I don't have a problem saving but it's still nothing in the face of $20,000/yr tuition. Does anyone know the...
Forum: General Blabber Apr 18th, 2006, 05:59 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 4,120
Posted By Hugh_Bristic
3.8.

3.8.
Forum: General Blabber Apr 18th, 2006, 05:29 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 4,120
Posted By Hugh_Bristic
The Cost of Great Education

Clearly, I cannot afford it. I don't qualify for Pell Grants and my Stafford loan is laughable. I've missed all the deadlines for scholarships (which were few and rare, given my career choice which...
Forum: General Blabber Feb 22nd, 2006, 02:12 PM
Replies: 17,734
Views: 2,037,575
Posted By Hugh_Bristic
I know this is I-Mockery. You know how I know...

I know this is I-Mockery. You know how I know that? 'Cause I can read. Mockery and honesty are not the same thing. Fling all the shit you want about people who post pictures of themselves but don't...
Forum: General Blabber Feb 22nd, 2006, 03:51 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 5,149
Posted By Hugh_Bristic
The part I find most disturbing about this story...

The part I find most disturbing about this story is not that he flirts with teenagers but that he's a grown ass man on myspace.
Forum: General Blabber Feb 22nd, 2006, 02:40 AM
Replies: 17,734
Views: 2,037,575
Posted By Hugh_Bristic
I think this "I'm just being honest" stuff is...

I think this "I'm just being honest" stuff is bullshit. No one's asking you to be honest. She didn't ask you to honestly tell her how you feel about her looks, you took it upon yourself to say...
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