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Forum: Movies & Television Nov 28th, 2010, 01:56 PM
Replies: 658
Views: 118,073
Posted By Sparkles the Fairy
Friendship IS magic! The new MLPs look a lot...

Friendship IS magic!

The new MLPs look a lot more anime than the original. How does it end?!
Forum: Loveline Nov 28th, 2010, 01:43 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 10,252
Posted By Sparkles the Fairy
I like bubblegum and raindrops. What's so odd...

I like bubblegum and raindrops. What's so odd about that? :\
Forum: General Blabber Nov 28th, 2010, 01:42 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 8,507
Posted By Sparkles the Fairy
Well I poop glitter, so nobody complains where...

Well I poop glitter, so nobody complains where and when I do it. :)
Forum: Music Apr 16th, 2010, 05:12 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 3,898
Posted By Sparkles the Fairy
I heard a rumor that the Unseelie court got him...

I heard a rumor that the Unseelie court got him with elf-shot and stopped his heart. :\
Forum: General Blabber Apr 16th, 2010, 05:10 PM
Replies: 75
Views: 19,308
Posted By Sparkles the Fairy
My...

My sister:
http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z320/mwchassis/Hunted20Deer20Woman.jpg
Forum: Comics 'n Books Mar 29th, 2010, 07:26 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 7,508
Posted By Sparkles the Fairy
No protein from me. I'm made of moonbeams and...

No protein from me. I'm made of moonbeams and stardust. :)
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Mar 29th, 2010, 07:24 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 5,165
Posted By Sparkles the Fairy
Don't mind Geggy. He's a changeling and they...

Don't mind Geggy. He's a changeling and they always act strangely among humans. :\
Forum: Comics 'n Books Mar 29th, 2010, 07:18 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 7,508
Posted By Sparkles the Fairy
>: If that's your attitude, I'll lead you into...

>:

If that's your attitude, I'll lead you into the marshes and leave you to drown.
Forum: Comics 'n Books Mar 29th, 2010, 01:03 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 7,508
Posted By Sparkles the Fairy
I guide lost humans out of my forest to safety. :)

I guide lost humans out of my forest to safety. :)
Forum: Loveline Mar 29th, 2010, 01:01 AM
Replies: 184
Views: 21,565
Posted By Sparkles the Fairy
I know how you feel, I really do. I had a fling...

I know how you feel, I really do. I had a fling with a human once...everything was going great.

Then he discovered that I have a goat's tail hidden under my skirt and booked it. Hey, I never said I...
Forum: Movies & Television Mar 29th, 2010, 12:58 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 3,503
Posted By Sparkles the Fairy
It is very important to be good to...

It is very important to be good to nature.

Because if you disrespect it, I will blight the crops, sicken the cattle, and kill your children. >:
Forum: General Blabber Mar 29th, 2010, 12:56 AM
Replies: 273
Views: 31,611
Posted By Sparkles the Fairy
I usually brew my own. Out of heather. No, I...

I usually brew my own. Out of heather. No, I won't share the recipe.
Forum: General Blabber Sep 9th, 2009, 12:48 PM
Replies: 2,287
Views: 405,081
Posted By Sparkles the Fairy
Ambrosia made from fragrant flower pollen. :yum

Ambrosia made from fragrant flower pollen. :yum
Forum: General Blabber Sep 7th, 2009, 04:40 PM
Replies: 115
Views: 16,550
Posted By Sparkles the Fairy
You'll have to catch me first, mortal. ;)

You'll have to catch me first, mortal. ;)
Forum: General Blabber Sep 7th, 2009, 12:39 PM
Replies: 557
Views: 64,847
Posted By Sparkles the Fairy
Honey mead. Of course, getting the honey from...

Honey mead.

Of course, getting the honey from the bees is slightly difficult...:\
Forum: General Blabber Sep 7th, 2009, 12:38 PM
Replies: 115
Views: 16,550
Posted By Sparkles the Fairy
I may go as a human this year, but I'm not sure...

I may go as a human this year, but I'm not sure what to wear. I have a little scrap of denim I might be able to make into jeans. I've already sewn a flower petal into a trucker's hat.
Forum: General Blabber Sep 2nd, 2009, 12:32 AM
Replies: 317
Views: 41,849
Posted By Sparkles the Fairy
http://www.klimp.dk/glown/photos/wayah2.jpg I'm...

http://www.klimp.dk/glown/photos/wayah2.jpg

I'm even more stunned as to how the hell you found my vacation cottage as well. That place doesn't even have an Internet connection.
Forum: General Blabber Sep 1st, 2009, 11:00 AM
Replies: 1,044
Views: 116,561
Posted By Sparkles the Fairy
Pregnant! Hooray! I will sprinkle fairy dust upon...

Pregnant! Hooray! I will sprinkle fairy dust upon your newborn to protect them from harm!

Make sure you keep iron near the cradle. Not all fairies are as benevolent as me and you may end up with a...
Forum: General Blabber Sep 1st, 2009, 10:57 AM
Replies: 317
Views: 41,849
Posted By Sparkles the Fairy
Then they'd be doubled over with cramps and...

Then they'd be doubled over with cramps and vomiting six hours later. My home is deadly poison.
Forum: General Blabber Aug 31st, 2009, 08:38 PM
Replies: 317
Views: 41,849
Posted By Sparkles the Fairy
http://www.klimp.dk/glown/photos/wayah5.jpg How...

http://www.klimp.dk/glown/photos/wayah5.jpg

How did you find where I live?! Did you trace my ISP or something?! :x
Forum: General Blabber Aug 30th, 2009, 12:50 AM
Replies: 50
Views: 6,157
Posted By Sparkles the Fairy
A hex is a curse, my dear Wiffles. But I will...

A hex is a curse, my dear Wiffles. But I will gladly see to it that you marry an industrious and beautiful maiden, sire many sons, and that your livestock are always fertile and healthy.
Forum: General Blabber Aug 29th, 2009, 10:22 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 6,157
Posted By Sparkles the Fairy
You're very welcome, my good man. I will see to...

You're very welcome, my good man. I will see to it that your cows produce a great deal of milk and that your harvest is bountiful. :)
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Aug 29th, 2009, 01:21 PM
Replies: 145
Views: 17,046
Posted By Sparkles the Fairy
My Folk used to kill mortals who offended us, and...

My Folk used to kill mortals who offended us, and blight their livestock and crops.

Nowadays, I curse computers with terrible problems and cause hard drives to fail UTTERLY when I am enraged. >:

If...
Forum: General Blabber Aug 29th, 2009, 01:15 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 6,157
Posted By Sparkles the Fairy
Roger does his part to keep enchantment and...

Roger does his part to keep enchantment and wonder in the world with this wonderful site. :)
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Aug 29th, 2009, 01:13 PM
Replies: 450
Views: 56,488
Posted By Sparkles the Fairy
Make me, mortal. >:

Make me, mortal. >:
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