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Forum: Movies & Television Apr 19th, 2003, 03:09 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 5,423
Posted By Chris P. Bacon
Boooo. Do NOT buy this.

http://www.bigfatharrules.com/bacon/pasta.jpg

This is the culprit.


SORRY about the password thing. I'll got it fixed now. I typed in the wrong thing. Don't ban my just yet. :)
Forum: General Blabber Apr 19th, 2003, 02:58 PM
Replies: 17,734
Views: 1,846,657
Posted By Chris P. Bacon
sorry about that

http://www.bigfatharrules.com/bacon/hair.jpg


The higher the hair, the closer to God.

sorry about before-I didn't mean for it to have to have a password.
Forum: Movies & Television Apr 19th, 2003, 02:46 PM
Replies: 243
Views: 88,324
Posted By Chris P. Bacon
Buttcrack

I saw this movie called Buttcrack at Best Buy the other day. Apparently this guy has this chick he wants to move in with him but she won't because his roomate is a pig and always has his crack...
Forum: Movies & Television Apr 19th, 2003, 02:17 PM
Replies: 243
Views: 88,324
Posted By Chris P. Bacon
My sister and I sat up one night and watched...

My sister and I sat up one night and watched Chopper Chicks in Zombietown. Boy that sucked. It did have Cycle Sluts though. One scene I remember had these blind kids getting off of there "special...
Forum: Comics 'n Books Apr 19th, 2003, 01:55 PM
Replies: 928
Views: 335,451
Posted By Chris P. Bacon
Regulators by Stephen King (Richard Bachman).

Regulators by Stephen King (Richard Bachman).
Forum: General Blabber Apr 19th, 2003, 11:37 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 3,070
Posted By Chris P. Bacon
Bruce Campbell damn sure gets MY vote. Kudos also...

Bruce Campbell damn sure gets MY vote. Kudos also to Jackie Chan and Fairuza Balk.
Forum: Gaming 'n Toys Apr 19th, 2003, 11:25 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 9,552
Posted By Chris P. Bacon
Yeah I'm with you Punkgrrrl that metal shaving...

Yeah I'm with you Punkgrrrl that metal shaving toy sucked the big one. Nobody I knew (myself included) couldn't get that stupid face to do shit.
I actually forgot about that toy until you brought it...
Forum: Movies & Television Apr 17th, 2003, 04:27 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 6,511
Posted By Chris P. Bacon
I always hated that redheaded bastard with the...

I always hated that redheaded bastard with the bowl cut from Different Strokes.
Forum: Gaming 'n Toys Apr 17th, 2003, 04:14 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 5,005
Posted By Chris P. Bacon
No Slave, no government cheese or dried beans....

No Slave, no government cheese or dried beans. It's probably because she didn't love me.
Forum: Gaming 'n Toys Apr 15th, 2003, 04:46 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 2,975
Posted By Chris P. Bacon
It's not my fault you're poor.

It's not my fault you're poor.
Forum: Gaming 'n Toys Apr 15th, 2003, 04:17 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 5,005
Posted By Chris P. Bacon
Am I the only one that remembers the King Vitamin...

Am I the only one that remembers the King Vitamin cereal?? My mom used to buy truckloads of it. It had this cracker with a HUGE smile on his face and an even bigger crown on his head. I don't...
Forum: Movies & Television Apr 15th, 2003, 04:09 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 4,802
Posted By Chris P. Bacon
The episode where Randy Savage plays SG's granpa...

The episode where Randy Savage plays SG's granpa was my favorite (Hey there little gurl...WHAT'S YER NAME!!)
Hey do they still show Harvey Birdman: Attorney At Law?
Forum: Movies & Television Apr 15th, 2003, 04:00 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 6,406
Posted By Chris P. Bacon
Also Kevin Spacey imitating Jack Lemmon and...

Also Kevin Spacey imitating Jack Lemmon and Christopher Walken doing a test screen for Star Wars was hilarious.
Forum: Movies & Television Apr 15th, 2003, 03:57 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 6,406
Posted By Chris P. Bacon
The Massive Head Wound Harry skit with Dana...

The Massive Head Wound Harry skit with Dana Carvey makes me laughs my ass off. The worst episodes has to be Martin Lawrence and Tom Green's appearances. The whole show SUCKED.
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Apr 15th, 2003, 03:53 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 3,293
Posted By Chris P. Bacon
Catcher is one book I can read over and over and...

Catcher is one book I can read over and over and can never get tired of. The same goes with Junky by William S. Burroughs, Rage (now "banned"-I found it on kazaa)by Stephen King, and Rita Hayworth...
Forum: General Blabber Apr 15th, 2003, 03:43 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 4,015
Posted By Chris P. Bacon
I hit it TWO times.....

I hit it TWO times.....
Forum: Gaming 'n Toys Apr 15th, 2003, 03:42 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 2,975
Posted By Chris P. Bacon
$$$?

I've been called many things but moneybags in a new one.
Forum: Gaming 'n Toys Apr 15th, 2003, 02:33 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 2,975
Posted By Chris P. Bacon
Dammit they pushed back my games

Silent HIll3 was reportedly scheduled for April11 and I go to the store to buy it and it's been pushed back to AUGUST! Evil Dead:Fistfull of Boomstick was supposed to come on the same day but now...
Forum: General Blabber Apr 15th, 2003, 02:17 AM
Replies: 24
:(
Views: 2,660
Posted By Chris P. Bacon
hangover

I used to have to go to work at 7am so I had what I refer to as a hangover kit:
Green Tea
Rolaids
BC Powder
Slim Jim
Forum: Movies & Television Apr 13th, 2003, 03:57 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 5,423
Posted By Chris P. Bacon
Kristy Alley is fat.

I hate those Pier One commericals. Kristy Alley gives me the creeps. The one that takes the cake to me is that loud ass Billy Mays guy. THIS IS BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THE NEW OXY CLEAN! Dude relax I...
Forum: General Blabber Apr 13th, 2003, 03:15 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 3,684
Posted By Chris P. Bacon
I think I must be your evil twin Prof. I work the...

I think I must be your evil twin Prof. I work the late shift in a video store too and like your store not too many people come in at night except maybe Friday and Sat. The rest of the time we break...
Forum: Gaming 'n Toys Apr 13th, 2003, 03:45 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 9,552
Posted By Chris P. Bacon
Cube

I used to just take mine apart. After several times of taking it apart though it got really fragile and would come apart on its on.
Forum: Gaming 'n Toys Apr 13th, 2003, 03:03 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 9,552
Posted By Chris P. Bacon
I could never get my Etch-a-sketch to do...

I could never get my Etch-a-sketch to do anything. Maybe I just sucked at it. My grndma bought me an Alexanders Star for my birthday one time. It was a low rent Rubix Cube. It sucked.
Forum: Movies & Television Apr 13th, 2003, 02:53 AM
Replies: 52
Views: 6,118
Posted By Chris P. Bacon
1000 Corpses

I agree with you Zomboid, it is much better than the bullshit being passed off at "horror" these days (I Know What you Did Last Summer anyone....). Some of the camera effects got a little old and...
Forum: General Blabber Apr 12th, 2003, 02:04 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 3,863
Posted By Chris P. Bacon
I told this one customer one time that her movies...

I told this one customer one time that her movies were due at noon and she actually asked me "Noon at night or noon in the afternoon."
I looked at her a second and replied. "well, noon"
"Noon, like...
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