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Forum: Movies & Television Feb 13th, 2003, 11:48 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 9,101
Posted By Systemz
Eastwood would dig up John Wayne's bones and beat...

Eastwood would dig up John Wayne's bones and beat them into dust with a claw hammer - hell, even "space cowboys" Eastwood could kick wayne's ass. But if Eastwood was directing the fight he was in it...
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Feb 13th, 2003, 01:33 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 5,862
Posted By Systemz
If you think that states are always looking out...

If you think that states are always looking out for number one, then there's no point in forming these international organizations. Because we don't have an international government, we're floating...
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Feb 12th, 2003, 07:20 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 5,097
Posted By Systemz
Osama's gonna take out Tel Aviv. Saddam's got...

Osama's gonna take out Tel Aviv.
Saddam's got that Krispy Kreme in Tacoma WA ready for the Thor's Hammer.
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Feb 12th, 2003, 07:19 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 9,049
Posted By Systemz
I like it with gravy. And mashed potatoes. My...

I like it with gravy.
And mashed potatoes.
My family deep-fried the Turkey at christmas.
Forum: Gaming 'n Toys Feb 12th, 2003, 07:16 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 7,732
Posted By Systemz
That's fine. My comic collection's paying for...

That's fine. My comic collection's paying for law school.
Forum: General Blabber Feb 12th, 2003, 07:06 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 6,114
Posted By Systemz
Regular facial hair's just for assholes. ...

Regular facial hair's just for assholes.

Here's something worth discriminating against:
http://www.smokyriverexpress.com/newsroom/volume34/000802/images/story1s.jpg

I'd fill his nostrils with...
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Feb 12th, 2003, 06:41 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 9,490
Posted By Systemz
The dialectic! Now we're talkin'. Anyone ever...

The dialectic! Now we're talkin'.
Anyone ever notice that these boards are either about some enormously serious concept or boogers? Where's the middle ground?
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Feb 12th, 2003, 06:37 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 9,049
Posted By Systemz
Go Ronnie Go. I Wish Nixon had taken the wall...

Go Ronnie Go.
I Wish Nixon had taken the wall down. If Realpolitik had won, the world would be so much more 1984.

And as for YOU, abcd, the reason people keep bringing up cliches is because...
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Feb 12th, 2003, 02:19 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 9,490
Posted By Systemz
You're a star - a great big philosophical...

You're a star - a great big philosophical star.
http://www.thespark.com/features/meals/meals_logo_small.jpg
Represent the KFC Crew.
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Feb 12th, 2003, 02:03 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 4,900
Posted By Systemz
Actually Clown, I gotta agree. What was that...

Actually Clown, I gotta agree.
What was that short story collection he wrote?
Forum: General Blabber Feb 12th, 2003, 01:53 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 7,728
Posted By Systemz
Man, you mean you actually knew someone who used...

Man, you mean you actually knew someone who used the phrase T-Dot? Damn. I figured since it was used by such Luminaries as Choclair and the staff of Muchmusic it must be spectacularly uncool by...
Forum: General Blabber Feb 12th, 2003, 01:43 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 11,257
Posted By Systemz
http://members.rogers.com/hartin/pics/vav/powman.g...

http://members.rogers.com/hartin/pics/vav/powman.gif
Luke Cage, Power Man will kill of them.
Forum: General Blabber Feb 12th, 2003, 01:38 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 4,974
Posted By Systemz
http://www.tatugirls.com/gallery/images/tatu08.jpg...

http://www.tatugirls.com/gallery/images/tatu08.jpg
My guess is these chicks probably know a thing or two about "exposure"...
Forum: General Blabber Feb 12th, 2003, 01:35 PM
Replies: 4,545
Views: 1,005,170
Posted By Systemz
Shocking! My word! ...

Shocking! My word! http://www.craptoons.com/images/gothnight/IMG_0031.jpg
I thought nobody over 30 could operate a computer.
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Feb 12th, 2003, 01:30 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 4,923
Posted By Systemz
I just saw Chicago. Now that movie's got some...

I just saw Chicago. Now that movie's got some choreography (and shiny outfits). If Jesus was alive today, what would he wear? I think Jesus is the sort of guy who buys sale items from exclusive...
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Feb 12th, 2003, 01:26 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 9,490
Posted By Systemz
All right hombre, I've got a simple thought for...

All right hombre, I've got a simple thought for you - if you want happiness but you want to preserve your ethics and your desire to achieve satisfaction through creation, talk to my man...
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Feb 12th, 2003, 01:18 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 9,049
Posted By Systemz
I'm sorry, are you saying that immigration into...

I'm sorry, are you saying that immigration into the EU is strategic? What is this, Invasion of the Body Snatchers? Its not like these folks are immigrating because its what their national...
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Feb 12th, 2003, 01:17 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 9,049
Posted By Systemz
I'm sorry, are you saying that immigration into...

I'm sorry, are you saying that immigration into the EU is strategic? What is this, Invasion of the Body Snatchers? Its not like these folks are immigrating because its what their national...
Forum: Gaming 'n Toys Feb 12th, 2003, 04:37 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 10,058
Posted By Systemz
My cousin had me over the other day and we were...

My cousin had me over the other day and we were playing Halo on his X Box and I swear to God I felt like an old bastard for someone of two decades... He's handing my ass to me in an FPS like I've...
Forum: Gaming 'n Toys Feb 12th, 2003, 04:30 AM
Replies: 142
Views: 23,264
Posted By Systemz
Chrono was really popular - but maybe I just got...

Chrono was really popular - but maybe I just got out of RPGs so I lost contact. When I played it on emulator I nearly creamed my jeans - it brought it all back.
Forum: General Blabber Feb 12th, 2003, 04:26 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 5,348
Posted By Systemz
I was in a greasy Montana bar once with some...

I was in a greasy Montana bar once with some buddies and my cousin and this asshole walks in in the Montana dress code (wranglers, stetson, harley shirt and prosthetic arm) and orders himself a beer....
Forum: General Blabber Feb 12th, 2003, 04:13 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 7,384
Posted By Systemz
I live in the Pacific Northwest, kids - believe...

I live in the Pacific Northwest, kids - believe me, I can't cartwheel out my front door without jacknifing somebody holding a soy latte. If I wasn't addicted to coffee I'd probably be a lot crankier...
Forum: General Blabber Feb 12th, 2003, 04:05 AM
Replies: 4,545
Views: 1,005,170
Posted By Systemz
Name- Colin Age- 19 job- Student, Broadway Star,...

Name- Colin
Age- 19
job- Student, Broadway Star, Janitor and Pirate
where you at?- Up here in the Frizzozzen Tizzundrizza
why did you start posting- Because I was living at I-Mockery and figured I...
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Feb 12th, 2003, 03:51 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 9,121
Posted By Systemz
Hell for a million bucks I don't think I'd be...

Hell for a million bucks I don't think I'd be pitching in for an Escalade. How about a nice Volvo S60, with the whole package? And a nice house with a heated garage to put it in?
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Feb 12th, 2003, 03:49 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 9,049
Posted By Systemz
I agree that the "european lifestyle" is...

I agree that the "european lifestyle" is certainly an illusion - just as the "american lifestyle" and the "Iraqui lifestyle" are certainly socialized norms that don't actually reflect the majority of...
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