Let's all collectively feel bad for whats-is-nuts!
(psssh! Hey flossy... Your spouse probably left you for some one with a better self esteem.)
Don't hate Valentines Day for what you're missing out on. Be thankful that you're not wasting money on a corporate holiday designed for the sole purpose of sucking the greens out of your wallet. I mean really, who can put a price on happiness? DEBEERS, THAT'S WHO!