Super Mario had to quote Mike's entire post, including both pictures, just to say "WHAT THE FUCK," so that we would not get confused as to whom his "WHAT THE FUCK" was directed towards, considering all the posts between Super Mario's and Mike's.
The only thing that prevents this thread from being the world's worst gay-up is the picture of Abbot and Costello in the first page of the thread that I posted, and the only reason I did that is because I knew Jixby would do it unless I beat him to it.
