[FS]

One old 386 that I don't want to part with, the one I'm using now - an outdated, rattling piece of crap which just happens to have net access, my dad's comp which is much better than mine, even though he literally never uses it, plus a laptop that my dad once bought for himself, literally never used, and more or less gave to me.

I swear, my dad buys shit just to tell people he's bought it. Now he wants to buy a digital camera even though he probably hasn't taken a picture in thirty years.