How about these:
"If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
"So do u believe in lust at first sight?
best of all though is probably made up but a man and a woman are sat next to each other on a plane and the man asks the woman what she is reading. The woman says its a sex article about mens below waist dimensions and she said that apparently native americans have the longest penises in the world and poles have ones with the largest girth.
The man in reply says, "oh thats interesting, we haven't been introduced yet have we? My name's Tonto Kowalski, whats yours?????"
