[Alphonse]

11 jokes that will make you a worse person
What’s better than nailing a 7 year old asian boy?
Nothing

What’s better than nailing an 8 year old girl?
Flip her over, 8 year old boy.

What’s the worst part about nailing an 8 year old girl?
Getting the blood out of the Clown Suit.

What’s the best part?
Hearing her hips break.

What do you get when you disembowel a 6 year old with a switchblade?
An erection.

What’s the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls?
You can’t unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What’s the difference between a pile of dead girls and a 57 Chevy?
I don’t have a 57 Chevy in my garage.

What’s the difference between a dead baby and a butt plug?
I don’t have a buttplug up my ass right now.

A little boy and a child moletor are walking in the woods.
The little boy looks up and says, “It’s getting dark. I’m scared. I want to go home.”
The child molestor responds, “You’re scared! I have to walk outta hear alone!”

What’s the best part about nailing a baby?
Putting it in Soft, feeling it get Hard, and watching the ribs crack.

What’s the best part about nailing an 8 year old girl in the shower?
Slick her hair back – 8 year old boy.




I thought they were funny. :/