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Feb 15th, 2003, 08:00 AM
Actually, Misinformation Man isn't that far off here. I remember back in '83 I hacked my second wife up, ejaculated on the bloody giblets about seven or eight times, and mailed them to my first ex-wife in Miami. She called me up and I expected to get the usual, "What the hell did you fucking mail me now?!?" but instead she's all like, "Damn, yer sperm smells fucking good, man. I'm coming over now."
Make a long story short, she flew down from Miami and we fucked like stoned rabbits. So yeah, the ejaculate-on-a-present idea does actually work.
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