[Shut Up]

You're a fucking dork.

Dance Dance Revolution, like facial hair, is for pussies, faggots, and communists. It's about as much of a 'sport' as POGs used to be in the early nineties.

I remember watching some doofus hop around on that machine like a cracked out lab chimp and I never thought something could ever simultaneously be so pathetic and halarious at the same time. This kid knew every single freakin' step to every song, and even spun and swung his arms around like gay incarnated. Then he put in enough money for two-players and was using both pads at once, spinning and twirling and even bending over to slap some arrows with his hands.

I don't even want to think about how much money that shit smear must've blown to become that 'good' - And I say good very, very tentatively, because it was without a doubt the worst thing I've ever seen.

Ever.

Now I know a lot of DDR whores are going to immediately rush to their sacred game's aide and reply with some hopefully scathing and/or interesting commentary, but first keep this in mind:

Dance Dance Revolution is a gay game. It looks gay, the music is gay, the arrows are pink, and it was made by a development team consisting of five hyper-active Japanese men (who were probably gay as well). Gay people play it. Gayer people master it. This is irrefutable.