[Miss Modular]

When I was waiting to get my haircut a few weeks ago, I was reading the "Letters to the Editor" section. Some guy was writing in response to an article on Johnny Depp, in which he said that he likes America, but would rather be in France. The person writing the letter said (I'm paraphrasing) that as long as we're watching his movies, he should be patriotic "to America, not France!" I got a good guffaw out of that.