AIM CONVERSATION BETWEEN MY BROTHER AND I, THE STORY OF DR. WHO TOLD BY AFRICAN STORYTELLER
Les Waste: my sci fi lit class is gonna suck
Les Waste: cause it's full of nerds and ugly people
Les Waste: some guy came to class wearing a Half Life shirt
My Brother: really? the class is all stereotypical and everything?
Les Waste: oh god
My Brother: isnt that the one when you could have had an ethnic studies course?
Les Waste: yeah!
Les Waste: I should have taken female asian american lit!
Les Waste: cause today, some 600 pound girl asked:
My Brother: now youll never know how turtle got his shell
My Brother: instead youll know how dr who got his scraf
My Brother: i mean scarf
My Brother: for shame!
Les Waste: "Will we be focusing exclusively on science fiction, or will it also include fantasy and horror?"
Les Waste: hahahahaha, Dr. Who's scarf!
Les Waste: AND, I have to wake up at 7am to go to this class, and it's my only class on tuesdays, and my only class on thursdays
besides this night class
Les Waste: this semester is gonna suck so much
My Brother: i should pay an african storyteller to tell me how dr who got his scarf in a very african storyteller kind of way
Les Waste: the god of wheat harvest gave it to him
My Brother: thats how it happened on the show too
Les Waste: as a gift, in exchange for the wheat harvest god being able to marry Dr. Who's three, nubian princess daughters
Les Waste: it was the third one, the ugly one, who had the TRUE inner beauty!
My Brother: just like that except with time travel
Les Waste: that's the best fucking story ever
My Brother: wait, dr who has daughters?
Les Waste: I dunno
Les Waste: Sure, why not?
My Brother: so thats why nerds look up to him, because he successfully procreated?
Les Waste: in my story he does
Les Waste: cause he's the chief of his village
Les Waste: stupid
My Brother: does he have many wives?
Les Waste: yeah, and they all have really long necks
My Brother: cuz you can have many wives in nigeria
Les Waste: due to stretching
My Brother: does he make his sons harvest the yams?
Les Waste: his sons are lazy, like the elephant
My Brother: and thats why they die
My Brother: and the third, ugly duaghter becomes the man of the household
Les Waste: cause she's responsible
My Brother: much to the chagrin of the wheat harvest god
Les Waste: the wheat harvest God got robbed by Dr. Who
Les Waste: cause that magic scarf is worth so much more than Dr. Who's daughters
Les Waste: cause he made the daughters out of clay, except for the third one
Les Waste: and she's ugly and a dyke
My Brother: dr who pimped out his own children
My Brother: and gets rewarded with space adventures
My Brother: how ironic
Les Waste: only one was his child!
Les Waste: the other two he made out of clay
My Brother: and that was the one that got pimped, remember?
Les Waste: No
