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Originally Posted by Zhukov
DOCTORS CERTIFICATE ANUS FACE! DOCTORS CERTIFICATE!
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WHY THE HELL WOULD I GET A DOCTERS CERTIFICATE ?
DOCTER : OMG YOUVE CUT YOUR LEG !!!
ME : YUP...
DOCTER : LET ME GIVE YOU A CERTIFICATE ...
ME : WTF ? WHY DO I NEED A CERTIFICATE , IV ONLY CUT MY LEG , I CAN SEE IV CUT IT , PEOPLE WHO SEE ME LIMP KNOW IV DONE SOMETHING TO IT , WHY WOULD I WANT ONE ?
DOCTER : TO HANG OVER YOUR FIREPLACE MAYBE ? OR IN CASE SOME FUCKTARD ASKS TO SEE ONE , WHEN YOU POST ABOUT IT ONLINE ...
:ANDITHOUGHTIWASSTUPID.