[mburbank]

My mind still has warps in it from watching you use one of those Japanese brainwashing devices in NYC. Now they are EVERYWHERE. They have one at the friggin' Willows in Friggin' Salem, the scaryness factor of which will only make sense to you if you ever been to Salem and the Willows. Suffice it to say when one of thopse things shows up at a place where the big attraction is regulation length ski ball lanes and a hundred year old carosel, it's invasion of the FRIGGIN' BODY FRIGGIN' SNATCHERS!