[James]

Danno's just kind of stuck in a time when the boards were used in ignorance to hate everyone with no rhyme or reason. When that time was, I have no idea, but it's funny to see him acting like an ass.

Is that supposed to be a poem or something? If so, I appreciate you using your writing skills to offer Holly and me an anniversary present.

To answer your questions:

1. She is 13, so she's not a pre-teen (joke's on you). She's not retarded, but she huffs laundry detergent on a regular basis.

2. The name of my right hand is Biglips McBrownboy, and my left is called Toby.

3. Nothing's offensive to black people. When your life consists of calling one another "Nigga," blasting DMX out of your car stereo, and wolfing down White Castle, there's very little that can phase you. Even if it is the dreaded White Massah who may or may not have had an ancestor in the US who may or may not have had slaves 200 years ago.

4. Leave my cleavers out of this, you insensitive bitch. What I do with my cutlery is between me and penis.

5. Who would be the other person in your reference to "you to?" I'm assuming you're referring to Holly. You'd have to take that up with her. For some reason, she refuses to do the oh-so-cool thing of being on and posting RIGHT after I do. In other words, she's not my character.