[Scott Baio is back]

Furry-

As I have already stated, I have spent most of my life coveted by millions of women around the world, including your mother. I'm an expert.

Professor Cool:

The show was entitled "Charles in Charge," because I was left in charge. now every week a sticky situation would occur, and it'd be up to me and my trusty friend Buddy to fix things. It was really a brilliantly writen television program....

And rest assured, I am me.