[Scott Baio is back]

Take it easy on Phil, guys. I think he's just having some adjustment problems here at I-Mockery.com message boards. He isn't as seasoned as some of us older Mockers, and he simply needs some time to adjust.

I went through a phase like that, where I couldn't adjust. I took some pills and saw a shrink, and now I'm at 110%. That's like pre-"Zapped" level....

And as always, I'm a nice guy.