[Sethomas]

Actually, Mr Satan, this will have consumed a full year of my time if things go as she wants.

Basically Glowbelly, last March I decided I'd rather drink half a pint of highly concentrated isopropyl alcohol than deal with a mess I'd created for myself. My roomie just happened to return to our room three hours earlier than usual that day, so an ambulance was called and I was resuscitated. The College told me to take off six months to think about what exactly I'd done. Now they're telling me I need six more.

So it goes.