[Zbu Manowar]

Okay, now here's a big one: "Kids Bopz" commercials in which parents are given an easy alternative to today's pop music that is just full of sex! Now, instead of having overtanned underweight divas do it, you can listen to kids sing today's hits!

And the true hilarity is listening to these idiotic kids sing. Now I know what Muzak in hell sounds like: a bunch of kids singing Sugar Ray's "I Just Wanna Fly." Now that's comedy.