BORING STORY. DON'T READ IT: I used to be known across Internet Land as Max McGee around two and a half years ago (OMG THAT'S MY REAL NAME GUYS LOL

NO SERIOUSLY

), and I had a really shitty website. My current website is rainbows and sunshine and hot chicks that poo real gold nuggets compared to my old one. I used to have a picture of Milhouse on the index page. I dumped that alias and soon I wanted to be known as Milhouse across the Internet (SINCE I'M GEEKY AND I USED TO BE ABLE TO DO A PERFECT IMPRESSION OF HIM

), but since that wasn't original enough, I reversed the name and pronounced it Ess-oo-lim. I made a new website (which is basically improved stuff from my old site, plus more).
AND HERE I AM, OL' MILHOUSE BACKWARDS OR JUST PLAIN MILHOUSE.
I'll never reveal my real name.
