[Professor Cool]

It's a long story but I'll shorten it up as much as I can.


It's 11 years ago in my senior year of High School, me and my friends wanted to leave some kind of impression on the school. We all played some sort of instrument, I played guitar along with another one of my friends, while others played drums, sax, violin (token asaian guy), and a harmonica. We put these instruments together and form this inane rock/jazz/blues band. All else we needed was a keyboardist. We couldn't find one, so aside from the guitar I played keyboard (and poorly). We called ourselves The Professors of Cool, we practiced all we could until we heard about The Battle of the Bands at our school. We put all out money together to get it. On that night we found out many came but only 3 bands were there: a metal band, a punk band, and us. We played our set last, it's was a funked up version of "Don't Fear the Reaper" (Do not ask) and we played the Super Mario Theme. We beat the other two senseless. And for like 3 weeks we were famous. Then grunge came along and everyone forgot about us and we disbanded. I swear to this date, our music makes Evenflow sound like a tampon commercial jingle.

Fin