I called myself started calling myself AChimp because I used to hang out in various tech support channels on IRC and laugh at all the stuck up little nerds who thought they knew everything. It pissed them off especially when I made fun of them by saying that even a chimp could spout off this "really advanced" computer advice to losers who showed up begging for help.
A few days later I decided that AChimp would be a cool user name for everything, and I also concluded that IRC was gay.
AND I GET PISSED OFF AT PEOPLE WHO PRONOUNCE IT EH-CHIMP. IT'S ACHIMP AS IN "A CHIMP. "
I also answer to Chimporama, Chimpy (unofficially
) and my all-time favourite, Chimp Lips.
