[pjalne]

I got my nick because I refused to join the military and the government stuck me in a kindergarten and said 'work here while everybody else is in the force'. A lot of the kids couldn't pronounce my real name, so they said Pjalne instead. And then people started calling me that.

Fun fact: English kids pronounce my name 'Pirahna'.

I probably should have called myself Pirahna.