[CaptainBubba]

So I was gonna eat a ramen cup because I needed more calories today, but my mom offered chinese so I took it because I love cashew chicken. It was good but now I wish I had eaten the ramen instead because eating from a cup gives me a really nice hard on.

Today I was listening in on these girl's conversation about getting fucked by their boyfriends and I started falling asleep and I did and then when I woke up I had fallen out of my seat on the Field Bio bus and they thought it was funny.

This thread really makes me want to masturbate but I'm too full from the cashew chicken to enjoy it.

Gooks.