[CrapOnAStick]

Originally Posted by Shut Up

CrapOnAStick, while I am glad you said you hardly play the game at all, it's quite disheartening that you even play in the first place. There are cheaper, faster, and more effective methods you can perform to keep in shape beside a game that requires you to baby-hop a lot. Here are some examples:

Jogging - Improves your overall health and stamina. This is good.

Sit-ups - Tightens your abs. This is also good.

Push-ups - Strengthens the biceps. This good as well.

Jumping around from flashing pink arrow to flashing pink arrow like someone getting their nuts scratched off by a rabid cat - This does not improve your physical health at all. It does, however, manage to spectacularily degrade yourself in front of an entire jeering crowd. So if you're one of those sadomachocists who love self-humilation, I guess this is good. Otherwise, it won't get rid of those love handles.

I hope this post has opened new doors for you and your physical fitness. Perhaps one day you and many others will come to view Dance Dance Revolution as the blatantly homosexual device that it is and, to this day, continues to be.

You won't believe how lazy I am