LOW BUDGET PIRATE! (You know, for those who can't get eyepatches and use their hands!)
Only PUSSIES use cutlasses! I, the Low Budget Pirate, use a KATANA!
AVAST YE SCURVY DOGS! BEWARE MY POINTY FINGER!
What pirate could be complete without a Pirate's Treasure? Of course, my booty would be a bunch of leftover Mardi Gras beads.
Again, for those of us who can't afford eyepatches, a PARROT for on the shoulder is a bit hard to come by. A good housedog makes a wonderful substitute.
Ahh, and this is for Jeanette.
SCURVY DOG!