[kahljorn]

I'm a hero because I lay in bed and wait for someone to heal me. I'm also a hero because I sit in jail waiting for someone to free me. Oh yea, and I'm ALSO a hero because a building fell on me, i mean shit. I got like three heroic ros there, plus that time i fell off the curb and I had to wait for the garbage man to come and help me on my feet, and when I lost my wallet.. and that time I locked myself out of my car.

I'm so damn heroic.