[Rev. Danno]

I was was 13, it was at my friends Bat Mitzvah...
Open mouths, minor gropeing...
Virginity lost very soon after...
I had my Bar Mitzvah a few months before, so we decited if we were both adults according to our faith we were adult enough to "do it" we never really said sex...
Thus started my love for smart evil girls w/ glasses...
And Jewish women...
And sleeping with female friends...