[Krythor]

The only person you could possibly be if you are a character, is Kellychaos. I will ferociously piss down my leg with laughter if I find out that you are. I can imagine it turning out to be some kind of faggy secret revenge scheme where you only reveal who you really are once you have "mocked us the fuck out" and shamed us.

Except, you have to actually attack the posters with something clever and funny for it to work.

Saying that, I don't think you are a character; just some random bum that's bunking off on this forum instead of giving tech support.