Fuck you hurricane. That tree is 200 years old.
I was upstairs, minding my own business, when all of a sudden, I heard a big crack. Right now a 30 foot branch is dangling over the side of my house. If it falls I have to take the ax that is older than me and hack through the branch (which is at least 7 inches thick- hard as hell with an old ax). That was a good tree too.