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I had a friend when I was a camp counselor and he brought a gerbnil to camp and I told all the kids it's name was 'Voyager' which was a Richard Gere reference, but really his gerbils were named John and Martin after John Lennon and Martin Luther King Junior which I thought was ultra gay and I told him so. Later that summer he left them in the car while he went swimming and Martin died.