[Big Papa Goat]

Originally Posted by Rev. Danno

I make a good friend. I give great advice, have cool toys, tons of booze on hand, & a lot of my friends are hot nerd girls...
Downside is... I tend to show up places drunk, I may rant at times, & i've been know to make out w/ my friends's wives/girlfriends...
I'm a cup half full/ half empty sort of friend, And the cup is filled w/ gin.
So you know It gets emptied, and filled quite often...

I wish you were my friend