BEFORE I WOKE UP TODAY I WAS SLEEPING TODAY AT MY COMPUTER CHAIR LIKE I DO EVERY DAY BECAUSE I HAVE TO CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP AND SLEEPING WHILE SITTING MAKES THE TEARS FALL OFF MY FACE.
A TRUCK WITH BLINKING LIGHTS ON MY STREET WOKE ME UP!!
OMG MY COMPUTER IS TURNING ON!!
I HAD TONGUE SEX WITH MY WEBCAM!!
