[mburbank]

Three quick points:

1.) Remedial English classes teach grammar as well. I think, however, you will also need cognitive tutoring, as a mere lack of grammatical knowledge doesn't begin to explain your scattered thought process, and the difficulties you find communicating clearly. You might need remedial irony classes as well, so you wouldn't post something like your first point, little Billy Glass House.

2.) It isn't joke. It's a demonstration. It inlcuded jokes, but the main point was to demonstrate how easily you're deconstructed. Congratulations on your response, however, which was a rare departure from form for you, and encouraging. Here, have a herring.

3.) How's your site, going, Luanne?