[Tubesock]

Some hick from Texas just told me I AM gay! He must be right! I trust the opinion of any man who hitches up his overalls with a piece of frayed rope before going with a shotgun to his tireless pick-up truck out front his run-down shack and pumping a few rounds at the dented hood. Yeah, there's an opinion you should trust.

Hyuck hyuck, now go eat your cousin's seman for breakfast with some grits and ham, redneck.