#1, I hate you for never playing it, and nothing you can do will make me tolerate you ever again.
#2, buy it. Don't ask questions. Buy it and fucking play it. This is like one of those times when people say it's the best game ever, only imagine something so orgasmic that every minute spent having that feeling will give to the highest peak of bliss imaginable. Now multiply that by 100, and you've got half of what this game is.