NEGATIVE NUMBERS AREN'T ON RULERS
I want a tattoo on my penis that makes it look like a train with people in it.
LAME TATTOO JOKE
This guy gets a tattoo on his penis that says WENDY. But when it's not erect, all it says is "WY"
One day he's in the men's room and he sees a jamaican guy standing next to him. His penis also has "WY" on it
"Your girl's name is Wendy too?" he asks?
The jamaican replies "No mon. It says "WELCOME TO JAMAICA MON, HAVE A NICE DAY"'