[AChimp]

Frankly, I'm surprised that they made it for so long with those Muslims across the street.

I mean, imagine laying in bed next to your wife and thinking about what THEY are doing next door? It's enough to disgust anyone into wanting a divorce, because, afterall, when you start thinking stuff like that, just imagine what THEY think of you.

And, if that wasn't enough, being across the street is well within spying distance, and you're guaranteed to have those beady heathen eyes staring into your home. They probably put their devilish minds to devising some form of mechanical contraption that allows them to peer through the crack between your curtains as your kiss your wife good night, and by God, if it isn't time for a divorce then, I don't know when it is!

Ever notice how there's always one outside when you open the door to get the newspaper in the morning? He's just standing there, with that friggin' towel on his head, breathing through that unkempt mass of wiry hairs on his face. Sure, he PRETENDS to be greeting visitors and giving out directions, but you just KNOW that he's really there trying to catch a glimpse of the inside of your home when you open the door, so he can rush off and tell his ilk about your supposed "Western oppulence."

Yes, friends, that is truly when you realize that the magic is gone from your marraige.