[dj bastard]

dont sweat it proto, im an ugly fucker but i had no problem with the ladies, until i open my mouth im a total gimp, but once i have
grabbed the girls attention ( i said attention chimp not titties ) the rest is easy, if you are thinking ugly youll project uglyness. !

i reckon some girls think im hot some girls think im not, but i dont waste my time with the "nots" i get on down with the "hots" if
you get my meaning, i reckon im about a 5 with an error margin of
+ / - 5, i think just about everyone is, arent they. ?

ps; its the first pic i ever saw of you and you aint half as ugly as you tell ppl.