[Dole]

My Parents:

Infancy:

Toddler:
:P
School years:

First Teenage dabblings in drugs and music:

Loss of virginity:

University:
:/
First adult responsibilities:

First signs of cynicism:
:/
Long term relationship:

Long term relationship ends:

'Glamourous Bachelorhood':

Move back to best town on Earth:

Loads of rich wankers from London decide to do the same:

Finally get worthwhile employment:

Happy 30th Birthday:

Now: