oh, god, you're so obsessed with this waitress that you saw last night. 'i think she was taken...maybe not. i don't know.' jesus christ, you've lost your chance. get over it.
i tried the online match thingy once for the hell of it. i did get one or two responses because people there are usually very desperate. this may be your only chance, proto, since you're too much of a pussy to actually go up to a real live girl and talk to them.
