[Bennett]

Dear Bollywood,

Please cast people to star in your movies that actually look like Indian people. I have never seen an Indian person in real life look anything like the sexy stars and starlets you have in your films. I don't know they look more Mediterranean, spanish or italian... all I know is that they don't look Indian... the supporting cast, sometimes, but never teh sexies... ah well, I digress.

Baby, I hope you know I'm not saying that Indian people are not attractive, quite the contrary. The people you cast as the lead roles in your films are just way to Aryan looking. You have to stay true to yourself, Bollywood. You're beautiful just the way you are.

Keep your head up, Bollywood.