[Professor Poddar]

What, I wonder, is considered an "upper class job" in Texas? Scraping the grill at Cousin Jimmy Joe's Barbecue Pit?
Very amusing that you, of ALL people, mention education; and very telling that your cousin G.W. had to travel to my hometown of Andover, Massachusetts, to find decent schooling. You see, if he wanted to rise above pig-rasslin' and the like, he had to get the fuck out of Texas. I somehow doubt you were accepted to an out-of-state school, unless you were picked alongside the Appallachian charity cases. What stellar peers to have! I am so pleased that you're "fixin' to get an eddication!". All the best. What's your major- steer branding? Ten-gallon hat-ology? Bible studies? Basics of bovine anatomy (we know how most of you farm boys lose your virginity)?
The grand irony about the Indian 7-11 stereotype is that most Indians working in such shops at least own them; who, now, do they employ? The absolute fucking dregs of society-- i.e. subhuman white trash. Who actually "fits the bill", tough guy?
You live in the state with the highest percentage of Christians. Enough said. That ALONE does, and always will, cause you to hang your head in shame. Fucking Christian waste; leave it to Texans to buy that shit hook, line, and sinker-- en fucking masse!
You live in the Bible Belt, so based on that alone have NO right to speak with me. Fuck off back to the hog ranch. Now.