[Professor Cool]

Let's just say, they DIDN'T MAKE IT TO THE LYNARD SKYNARD CONCERT


Whoops forgot to say "Spoilers", but for fucks sakes, do you really need the warning.

Really, where the fuck did the plot go in that movie.

My friend explained to me that remakes are supposed to be dead on exact, but for fucks sake, there were so many fucking extra characters, AND missing characters, it seemed the only thing they got somewhat right was the Hooks, and they fucking overdid the hooks too. And it wasn't even the same people.

R. Lee Ermey parts were the only good parts.

My girlfriend made this simple critic tagline: "The only Massacre there was the Massacre of a classic horror flick"

At the chainsaw dance, i like to call that the VICTORY dance