That reminds me of the most unintentionally funny McD commercial I ever saw where they tried to make all their employees are champions and such or geniuses, basically trying to convey that most successful people start off slinging burgers and fucking up their skin thanks to corrosive grease.
Then, at the end, a group of children come in and on the screen it says 'Future McDonalds Employees.'
I mean, come on, the American Educational System isn't THAT bad, is it?