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Originally Posted by Helm
Rongi looks like flan. There's nothing that says steel and mayhem about him. He's weak and girly. I step on his face with my robotic boot and his head is crushed like a grape that's not tasty. My sister and her girlfriends collectively go "ewww" your friend is gross while I crush his face in our living room, and then I go "He's not my friend." Then we all make love.
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This is seriously the funniest shit I've read on this board.