Do you know which dame Hephaestus boned? (who talks like that?) Aphrodite! She also had a thing with Ares though, and Hephaestus would get angry about it and try to chase the able-bodied god of war around his anvil, in his little girdle and all but because of his bad foot Ares would outrun him and then mock him on top of that and point and Hepaestus would cry
but then Aphrodite would make up for it because she did anal