[Bennett]

I memorized up to the G's in the phone book in one night.
Then I went to breakfast with my brother in the morning. I needed some toothpics for my hotcakes, but the waitress dropped the box, and I looked at the pile on the floor and said,
"52, 52, 52."

my brother was like, "52 what?"
and I said, "toothpics"
"there's more than 52 toothpics."

Then he realized I meant 52 times 3!!!

So he asked the waitress how many toothpics were in the box and she said 160.
So my bro said, "Sorry, you were close though."

Then the waitress looked in the box and said, "there's four left."

OMG!!!

Then I looked at her nametag, and I remebered her number from the phone book.